The Trouble With Bears Lovin’ McDonalds

This McDonalds commercial shows a bear cub coming home鈥攖o his family鈥檚 furnished cave, of course鈥攖o find his father waiting with his report card. After a tense moment, Papa Bear reveals that his progeny is 鈥渢op of the class,鈥 his lowest grade being an A- in biology. Biology. To celebrate this milestone, the two bears go for McDonalds鈥攈itting up a car whose passengers are chowing down on their burgers and fries.

On first viewing I was amused. Then irked鈥 is so not a good idea. They become accustomed to the easy accessible sources of calories, then human/bear conflicts rise, then bears are removed or killed. ( to learn how to safeguard your property from bears.)

Then I wondered if perhaps McDonalds was trying to do something more here. Anthropomorphism aside, the ads loosely reflect recent changes in bear behavior. Perhaps the commercial creator had read the Journal of Mammalogy in which researchers found that Yosemite black bears preferentially claw their way into minivansbecause they have the most food remnants. Nah, that couldn鈥檛 be it鈥攖he commercial features grizzlies.

Additional perusing on YouTube turned up the Norwegian McDonalds commercial below. The bears鈥 strange proportions make it difficult to identify the species, but perhaps the commercial was inspired by in the Journal of Zoology that urban sprawl and access to human food sources is affecting bear behavior. They鈥檙e less active than their wilder counterparts (note bears鈥 laziness in commercial); become accustomed to human food (ignoring possible victuals in forest in favor of McDonalds); and die younger (terrified screams + high-fat diet?).

The safest bet鈥攆or bears and people鈥攊s probably sticking to berries.